More like the good old days.

Excellent visit on an early Thursday afternoon. Sat down at the bar and ordered a beer to get a look at the talent that was there. It was early, so most customers were just eating lunch. A waitress I knew from years back that worked at Caberet Royale walked by and stopped to chat. I let her massage my shoulders for three songs for twenty as I knew I was on a mission this day. As always, her knowledge of the girls was worth the twenty and the shoulder massage was a bonus.

She immediately pointed to a tall mixed ethnic girl with large round bolt-ons and said she's a lot of fun. (I don't ever remember names, rarely even pay attention, look for a crooked nose, banging body). The waitress tells me she always buys out as soon as she gets there. This means, she pays for the right to go to VIP as much as she wants up front for her entire shift. Jackpot!! I know what that means. She's there to get the job done.

Had a few beers, talked to a few girls I remembered from before, and waited for the buy out girl to walk by. Sure enough, I caught her eye and she walks over to ask what I'm up to. I said as much as she was willing to do. She grabbed my hand, led me around behind the stage and immediately set up the infamous Dallas chair fort. $1.5 till I smile. She even waved a friend over to help finish the job.