Slow night in NMB

Thee Doll House is pretty much the only strip club in the Myrtle Beach area I visit regularly. I used to drop by Teasers once in a while, but they closed a while ago. Fortunately TDH is still in business, although it looks like business is pretty down. This is the beginning of golf season, and it should be pretty crowded, even on a weekday. I visited early (< 10PM), so take that comment with a grain of salt. There were maybe 12 dancers in the house when I arrived a little after 9. Not many patrons, either. The manager/bouncer who greeted me even said its a little slow but would pick up later. I headed to the side bar to have a drink and get acclimated. Within a few minutes I was approached by a very pushy dancer who sat down next to me and "claimed" me. Tall blonde, with bolt-ons and a spray tan. Not really my preference, but whatever. Didn't take her up on the private dance offer.

The other dancers in the club were OK. Appeared to be mostly caucasian, lots of fake boobs. I was hoping to find some EE dancers, and there may have been one or two in the club, but I didn't find one. The private dances are only worthwhile if you do the 2 for 1 specials that pop up every hour on the hour when the DJ plays "Girls Girls Girls" by Motley Crue. The DJ keeps the songs nice and short so you don't get much of a value. The amount of contact during the private dance depends on the dancer. Some will let you get away with quite a bit.

The club is spacious and has lots of comfortable seating. There are lots of cocktail waitresses and three bars, so you never have to go very long without a drink. There is one main stage and three side stages. Only one of the side stages was being used while I was there, however.