Monroe's Of Palm Beach
1000 N Congress Ave West Palm Beach, FL 33409

Aargh! Tough to communicate with dancers, avoid! More out for your wallet than most! Run away!

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sdshooter
Sep 14, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday After Midnight

So it's Sunday night, flying out the next morning, so thought I'd check out Monroe's based on their "best club of 2016" award or some such thing. Club is well appointed and nicely furnished, $10 cover on a Sunday night, no drink minimum, but $5 for a water.Waitresses/bartenders are quite attractive, the dancers on a Sunday night less so. Only about 15 people or so in the club, and about 25 dancers. Most of the dancers I'd call a 5 or 6 two or three 7-8's. Music is way too loud, it's hard to talk to the dancers. An attractive cuban blond girl (her accent sounded Russian, but whatever) came over and chatted with me, she was a nice girl, but had difficulty understanding her between the loud annoying mindless club music and her accent. Every hour or so they do a lineup, followed by a 3 song for $30 deal. Enjoyed the 3 songs plus an additional $25 song with her, enjoyed my time with her.

Was checking out the rest of the dancers, and a blond girl asked me if I wanted a dance. She had a rocking body, slim, athletic, and in shape, nice breasts if you like fakies, face was a bit hard, but was one of the most attractive girls there on a Sunday, so I said sure. Did a single $25 dance with her, then the 3 for $30 thing kicked in. She was really working it, nice grind, letting me feel her up, so we continued for what I thought was an additional song. Well, with this annoying soulless house music, it's hard to tell when one song ends and another ends. I asked her a cuple times where I was at financially, and she ignored me. After about the third time I asked her, she inquired of the bouncer: "Papi", but the bouncer/song counter never responded and she continued to grind. Finally, I stopped her, and found out to my dismay that she had been going for 5 songs, and I had now run up a $155 tab that I had not intended! (I had brought $200, and intended to only "invest" that). I had a chat with the manager, felt ripped off since I had asked three times how much I owed without reply, and his reply was "Well, for a lot of the girls here English is their second language". He did offer me a free bottle of water, woohoo!

Anyway, I felt cheapened and ripped off by that whole experience, I felt like I got hustled.There had never been a financial discussion of any type with the second dancer, I wouldn't have known anything except for my first encounter with the blond Cuban girl. Your mileage may vary, but my experience says stay away! I will not be returning.

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