Louisville

I was in Louisville, had never been to any of its clubs, and thought I’d do some recon. My general reaction – poor Louisvillians! OK, it was not that bad, but for a Friday afternoon, it was not very good.

FL was the first stop on my tour. When I first went in, about 3:15, only one dancer could be seen. Pretty tight bod, mid twenties, a promising start to my visit. Then, she sat down next to a guy who was clearly her regular. During my time there she never sneezed at any other customers. Strike one. An AA dancer came out from the back. Nice legs, not so nice torso, and OK face. Strike two. Then, a chunky white dancer made an appearance. Tall, long legged, but way too chunky for my taste. Strike three and I’m out in under 30 minutes.

When I first walked in, there were four other guys there – making for a sweet 5 to 1 customer to dancer ratio (assuming a dancer tethered to a regular actually counts). Although the ratio did improve, the effective ratio (would I spend money to dance with any of them?) did not. The bar tender seemed cheery enough, but that’s about it.