Private dance review

For me, this is a little bit like watching the NBA regular season on TV. I really don't want to do it, but if it's the only thing on... With this club, being in Virginia with all of the Commonwealth's crazy strip club rules, there's really not much it can do to improve. The club is clean and seems safe, and it's comfortable and offers good seating to see the ladies. Despite all of that, the only reason I come here is to see one particular dancer, who shall remain nameless because I think she probably goes a little beyond the rules in the way she treats me during a private dance.

I last went on a Wednesday in the early evening. There were plenty of good-looking dancers with some very nice bods. The one I can't stay away from, however, has average looks but a very fit and trim body with what I think are magnificent curves. I absolutely melt with her in my arms. She's sweet, smells wonderful, and seems to know just where to touch and rub. If it weren't for her and our already established compatibility, I'd swear off of Virginia clubs completely and only go to clubs when I can get to the ones in other states. For what it costs to spend 10 minutes with a girl in a Virginia club, you could nearly have your way with a girl in another state.

On a side note, I ordered one beer, nursed it for the length of my stay (about 90 minutes), and later the waitress seemed miffed that I didn't order anything else, despite that I gave her about a 50% tip on the beer when she brought it.