Awful
I first stopped across the street at dollies playhouse, or whatever it's called, but there were only two girls and like ten guys so I headed across the street. As soon as I walked in, I'm accosted by the bartender about buying a drink, and this rather unattractive seriously overweight girl rushes up to me asking to buy her a shot. I am bad at telling girls no, so I oblige, and am down 15 bucks between my red bull and her shot. She immediately starts rubbing my crotch through my pants, but she was kinda rough and still definitely not my type. Well she brings me to a chair, and sits next to me full on giving me a handjob through my pants, but I really wasn't feeling it, so I politely told her that I'm in to black girls and she wasn't what I was looking for. (That's not really all true, but the best looking girl was nearby and she happened to be black, so I figured it was an easy enough out). She asked me for a top, so I oblige, and she leaves. Anyway, she has the nearby girl come over and we start to talk. She had nice looking cleavage which originally caught my eye, but was remarkably rougher looking than I previously realized. She broke down the way it worked there and said that it was 30 to the house for privates, and then we could discuss what we were going to do in the back. We get back there, and she says "well you just pay me however many hundreds you think I'm worth, and you can have it all." Well in reality, I just wanted some dances, I didn't want any more than that. I told her that I had 85 left after the 65 dollars I had already spent there, and she lost it on me. Saying that she was told that I brought a ton of money in, and all of this nonsense that was completely fabricated. I told her that all I wanted was a few lap dances and that was it. She begrudgingly starts, but had an attitude, but also a nice ass. Then she farts on me, and starts heckling me for more money, and after arguing with her about everything, I finally just left. This place is nothing more than a whore house, and they take offense if you don't want to bang them. All in all it was an awful experience, and I stayed flaccid the entire time I was there. I will not be back.
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