Best Club Ever

Best Club Ever! Before, I used to frequent clubs like Dreams or Jaguars who have hot chicks but you'd always go back home with blue balls and an empty wallet. But this club is the shiznit. I came here sometime in 2011 and thought it was a dump, so I never came back. But then a few months ago I decided to venture back, since I heard they had remodeled the place and the quality of women had improved. They were not lying!

$3 to go in and another $3 for a cheap ass Tecate, but hey, I'm not picky with beers. They let you smoke in here which is a plus. So I'm chilling and this black girl named after an alcoholic beverage one drinks on New year's Eve comes walking around topless (usually girls wear a bikini or something until you pay them for a dance, but not this one). She promises all kinds of crazy adventures in the VIP section, but $20 to go in there, fuck that shit! She gives me one dance in the floor and it was pretty good, but while she was good looking, there were prettier girls in there. After one song, she was dismissed, but I kept tabs on her in case the dances from the others were unsatisfactory.

Then came this girl named after a country famous for its waterway. i found her annoying at first because she came bragging about how high she was (like, are you fucking 12?) but she was hot so I agreed to a dance. She kept saying all this stuff that she wanted to do to me in the VIP and I just gave in, man. It was something in her voice, or maybe she put a spell on me, I don't know. So I part with $20 and she delivers on everything she promised