Gold Club
650 Howard St San Francisco, CA 94105

Weekday afternoon, I got lucky, GFE, DFK, VIP ... LDK finale

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sf_payday
Sep 2, 2016, 12:00 AM
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To be very, very honest, I went to GC expecting it to be low mileage and to probably never return again except for some harmless fun... My experience was 90% true to that; however, I got very lucky, because I was able to score with one of the girls in a very good way. Most of this trip report will be lame; however, in the end, my dick was in for a treat (!)(!).

As you may know, GC is a strip club in the heart of downtown San Francisco that caters to businessmen and young professionals. After reading the reviews, I decided to grab lunch, check out the super hot girls, and just do 1 dance before heading on my way. I arrive at 1:30pm, about half n hour before lunch ends. I'm dressed like a SF tech professional (dark jeans, dress shirt, North Face jacket). A bouncer opens the door for me, I pay the $5 cover and enter the floor letting my eyes take it all in. There's 2-5 black girls that are smokin' hot, like Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders, 4-6 brunettes, redheads, and blondes with really amazing bodies and faces, and a few sexy MILFs too. A bunch of patrons (tech bros and construction bros) are sitting around at tables having drinks, lunch, or chatting with ladies. FEW PEOPLE are getting lap dances, except for the lame 20 dollar ones at their tables. But the good news was that the reviews weren't lying, mostly 8-10s here. *woof*

It's very low hustle, so low that NO girl approaches me, so I have to find the buffet myself. Lunch is alright; nothing special, but all you can eat for $5. (Salad, rice, and steaks cooked in too much sauce.) *****PRO TIP: BE VERY CAREFUL EATING AND WATCHING STRIPPERS DANCE. I almost fucking choked to death when eating my steak.***** I watched 3 dancers do 2 songs each, where they start with their tops on and then the tops come off during the 2nd song.

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