Declining

I started coming to this Crazy Horse in late 2015 when the one in Bedford came under new management and, in order to upsell the expensive VIP rooms, got significantly more strict about its lap dance rules. I hadn't been back to the downtown Crazy Horse, either, in a few months, but based on my recent visit it looks like it's going the way of Bedford.

Now, I don't think it's quite as bad as Bedford (and for all I know, Bedford could be improving again), as the Bedford lapdances went from full two way contact, to a one way grind, to zero contact air dances in maybe a month. I only got one dance, but I kept my eye on the lapdance area (which is now much more visible from the floor than it used to be) and what I saw implies that you're not going to be allowed to touch any titties unless you go upstairs. (There are even signs now saying you can't touch during lapdances.) I tried to push my luck during my dance, which included a halfway decent grind, but nothing spectacular. I was fine doing some light touching around the hips and butt, but the minute I started touching tits -- which the dancer encouraged -- a bouncer came over and scolded me for it. Strange, because it's the same bouncers that always looked the other way in the past, but I guess things are changing.

One other comment / question for those who go here regularly. What's the deal with Jenna? She is by far the hottest dancer, not only at Crazy Horse but possibly anywhere in Cleveland. The problem is that she's in such high demand that every time I've ever gone when she was there I wasn't able to buy a dance from her. During this visit, she was upstairs the entire four hours that I was in the club, except for a couple of times when she walked down to the dressing room. They also have a poster on the wall with her picture that says something like "Jenna's Fantasy Rooms." Does she now only do VIP? I guess she's that popular. Not that I'm surprised. But I do wish I, a lowly lapdance buyer, could have had two or three regular dances with her back in the day when you could feel up the girls as much as the girls would allow. Her ass is magnificent.