Cabaret Royale, I Miss You!

When a strip club has mandatory valet parking and the entire street area has big No Parking signs everywhere, its a huge RED FLAG! Making money on parking is the last act of desperation for a failing strip club.

I won't reveal where I parked but I convinced the girl at the front taking the cover to let me peek inside before paying. It was very dark, & I saw no one on stage, and a fat Latina in a bikini standing against a wall. While the valet parking seemed full, the place was empty. I immediately got that "I got a bad feeling about this" sensation and walked out. As I left a valet guy rudely told me I must valet park or get towed. I quickly told him I wasn't staying, and left.

This place is dead, bad, and scary. Avoid.