Refreshingly different, but ....

Main Street Crystal City hotel central - so visible so it has to be tame. I mean, I think it truly doubles as a breakfast diner. You want to talk creative entrepreneur?! Diner in the am, strip club at night? You walk in and it looks like a diner with a full bar at the other end of the room. You expect to sit down and be served coffee and orange juice. I got hungry for pancakes while I was there. I walked around the small stage to one side of the dining room where there was a fine specimen of a woman dancing to a few admirers. New place. New routine. Each girl does one dance on stage and then does the walk of shame .. but in this case its the routine and didn't feel as cheap as in other places I've been. The talent quality was surprisingly high. I wasn't there 30 minutes but not a one approached me about a lap dance. There was a bar in back that I think was the VIP arena which I did not visit. On another night with a few beverages in me I could see settling in and having a better night than sitting in my hotel room watching a movie. I can't speak to what the VIP investment was all about. That room .. sort of the banquet room off the dining room ... was pretty busy but still, I didn't witness (full glass wall) a whole lot of sexy stuff going on. Fairly pedestrian in that regard but the girls were all pleasant and conversational etc. Refreshingly different, but ...