Bad Service

Being a gentleman of gentlemen; I can't resist a weekend of fun at a gentlemen's club. Scantily clad women, drinks, and sports tends quench my thirst for debauchery. I am new to the area, and happen to currently reside across the street from this establishment. A first of firsts has happened my friends. I left the gentleman's club before even entering the front door. The story continues as follows:

I show the gentleman at the front door my identification. This confirms that I am in fact old enough to exchange money for bare breasts. In my opinion, there is not a more honest exchange of goods and services available. I admit to be a bit inebriated before entering, but nonetheless endure in pursuit of a fun night. I walk straight ahead, thinking of jubilation this establishment is going to bring me. There are two doors. One to the left, and one to the right. I am six foot two and these signs sit at my waist. These signs are red. Typically red signs are indicative of an exit door. These signs are pointing towards the door to my right. So, I proceed towards the door to my left. Before proceeding with this story, I would like to admit fault in this situation. I was not paying attention. The red signs to my right were signs towards the entrance of the club, and I proceeded to the left without really thinking. Keep in mind these doors are approximately two feet apart. Guess what? It's the weekend. I am about to stare at some beautiful bare chested women, and my attention was in other places.

I hear a voice behind me as I begin to proceed to enter through the wrong door: "can't you read? Didn't you see the the three red signs pointing towards the entrance?" This is the voice of the 'man' who checked my identification at the door (grown men don't make a living staring at State ID's outside of a gentlemen's club). I immediately apologize to the gentleman and proceed towards the correct entrance. An honest mistake. Then I as I take steps towards the correct entrance, the professional state ID validate chimes in: "Really? Three signs and you can't figure out the right entrance?"