Pretty good, especially compared to local competition
I like strippers but don't usually care for strip clubs. My expectations for the clubs are never high, but I'm usually disappointed anyway. Cruisin Chubbies may not be perfect, but the fact that I didn't hate it is actually... pretty high praise.
Exterior is a pretty standard pole building. (No pun intended.) Interior is fairly well lit for a strip club. (Maybe a little too bright for some tastes, as you can see a lot of the other patrons.) Lots of cedar paneling, rustic feeling. Manages to not feel filthy. Large central stage area dominates the place. Not many nooks and crannies... no place to hide away in the corner if that's your thing. But on the plus side, sight lines to the stage are good from most seats: you don't have to be sitting at the stage to get a nice show. Good sound system. Drinks are expensive and mediocre, but it is a strip club, so of course they are.
Had no trouble with any of the girls, staff, or patrons, though I am not confrontational, so your mileage may vary. Girls were all fairly good-looking to very good-looking. Almost all white girls that night, for those who care. A couple of them had that hard look, and were just a bit too quick to upsell a lap dance or snatch up the pile of cash from the stage. On the other hand, a couple girls seemed genuinely nice, which always surprises me at these places. I don't know how many of them were regulars.
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