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I used to frequent this club and had a chance to stop in for the first time in years. First girl I saw dancing looked pretty good, and there were a couple of others that seemed promising, but they were all tied up with customers. As my eyes adjusted, I could see that all of those customers were really old guys. The girl I tipped on stage never came over but went straight to some old timer who could barely walk. The others would do the same as soon as their sets were over. I got the impression that this is a place where old guys come in to pay for conversation, but then I saw the one guy hobbling toward the dance area with the dancer in tow. I didn't stick around for the sound of sirens, but I don't know how that geezer survived.

Anyway, I can't say much about the talent because none of the talent spoke to me, despite it looking like a slow night. If you're an old geezer and have lots of time on your hands you might do well here.

As for me, I'll probably give it another 5 years before stopping by again.