Went to the Flight Club last...

Went to the Flight Club last night on a slightly chilly Monday evening, and boy, was I ever glad that I did!! I got there a little bit after 8 P.M., and the sky outside had just turned into night. Of course, I had to pay the $2 coat fee, and $10 cover charge. The person that took my money was a former dancer, and had the legs, hair, tits, looks, and tight ass of a former stripper. Damn, I told her. “I wished you were still working as a stripper”. She smiled at me and took my money. Reminder: don’t flatter the person that’s taking your money. She’s been told that a million times, and you still have to pay to get in the club. :-) Don’t forget to save at least $4 for valet parking after you had your fun in the Flight Club, or you’ll be going to use their very expensive ($20 surcharge) ATM!!

Inside, however, the club was hopping, despite only about 16-18 dancers working the evening shift (in my estimation). As always, there were 5 women dancing to the tune of the music on the ground floor, place at different parts of the main floor. The girls looked ready to please, and very eager to assist anyone coming into the club with their pleasing ways, immaculate charms and talents of persuasion. I remembered that a couch dance on the floor was $10, a dance in the Champagne Room on the same floor was $25, and it was $25 upstairs in the Crystal Room, but I came with money, so the too high ATM won’t hit me for $20 extra tonight. After going to the restroom to put on a raincoat for the fun I was about to have (especially go do this if you’re going elsewhere later in the evening, otherwise you’re going have to change pants at home first), I went up to the bar, and ordered a non-alcoholic drink. I did this since I have a long drive of at least 1 ½-2 hours, and I want to enjoy (and remember) every hedonistic thing I was about to do. Instead, the bartender gave me a beer, which I politely told him that I explicitly said non-alcoholic. He corrected my drink, and charged me $7.25 for the drink (Ouch, those prices are steep!!) As a side note, it might be better in the future to drink first before you go to the Gentleman’s Club.

After paying for, and devouring my drink, I decided to go upstairs to the Crystal Room section and see how the action was going for some of the other customers. On the ground floor, I counted 11 dancers strategically placed around the club, dancing to the music, some seeming bored with the whole thing (Mondays are slow after all), and most seemed to be ready to make a man’s fantasies come true. The waitresses looked almost as good as the strippers with their blue flight costumes on. In fact, there was two I wished were dancers, so I could sample their style. ;-) As any regular strip club enthusiast knows, the best way to gauge how good a stripper is to look around the club, and check out the Crystal Room sections. That way, you can tell whether a girl is good on the couch is to see her in action, and how her customer is enjoying himself. I saw 5 men of various sizes and ages in the Crystal Room are, one was a middle aged chubby fellow with a very athletic and fit stripper, to 4 other men I couldn’t make out. All were, however, being very happy and content with the girls they were paying for the pleasure of their company. Just outside the Crystal Room area a couple of men from the Far East, India probably were sitting at a table, watching the action like me, probably to decide which girl to ask to dance with later. I did this for about 35 minutes, in between looking at the NIT and NBA games playing on the big screen TVs, and then I decided to go downstairs and see how the action was down there.