Ewwwww..

One word comes to mind after coming here for the first time, ewwww... (as in Yuck).

It was one of those Friday nights when your buddies come over, get smashed and (they) want to see some naked chicks.

Lil Darlings happens to be a few blocks away from my place, it can be seen by just looking out my window, in fact, thats exactly what happened, one of my buddies walked over to the window to check out the view and says, "lets check that out!" Everyone else agrees and after we killed the rest of the liquor, we end up right in front of this place. Ive read the reviews here so I know its not much to get excited about, and theyre absolutely right. This place is pretty small, theres a stage and rooms along the back where the "magic" is supposed to happen, that is if you find anyone attractive enough to give away your hard earned cash. There was a decent amount of dancers working, 12-15, for a FRI night, but you heard the saying "hundred girls and 3 ugly ones, (something like that..)" well this joint has 12-15 girls, all ugly ones. Well at least they were for me, and my buddies. Were usually like lil kids in a candy shop when it comes to these places but that night, there was only veggies and no candy to get excited about. We ended up leaving an hour later, no one on stage or anyone walking around was worth our time there. It was a huge disappointment, I actually had to drive over to my girls place just to get some action that night.

There was about 8-9 black chicks, 3 hispanic, 1 white and 1 asian, not one had an affect on any of our beer goggles..

I'd recommend this place as a joke to someone I really dislike.