Hot day in ATL

Have heard about ATL clubs for years and finding myself in town I decided to check it out. Pulled right into a handicapped parking spot and was still charged $5 to park there. Middle of afternoon so no cover. Went inside and discovered this is one of the darkest clubs I have been in. Took a good 10 minutes for eyes to adjust. Huge crowd. Took a few minutes to find a seat. Was soon approached by a hot little Latina. She sat in my lap and called over a waitress. After a few minutes she explained the club layout and asked about a dance. I got a pair of dances on the floor, but declined VIP. A few minutes after she left another hot little Latina came and started her sales pitch. She was working my transmission while she tried to convince me that VIP was the place to be. I was about to give in and check it out when a phone call pulled me away and cut my visit short. Overall dancer quality was off the charts for a day shift.