Central Jersey is not within...

Central Jersey is not within my usual driving radius, but I will make exceptions. Had to go to SC on business, and drove home through Burlington (perhaps a 5 hr detour) looking for one of the most attractive, attentive, affectionate dancers I've ever met in my life. My work ended Sat noon, made it to PH about 12 hrs later. Never been there on a Sat. night. Never again. I love PH, but Sat night was a multi-national (mostly south of the border) ZOO. The place was packed with lookers, grabbers, and gawkers. A lot of sophmoric pricks. My dancer was not there, but I did have a great dance from one of PH's exceptional Brazilian regulars. The place was bizarre, weirder than I'm used to. The wait was at least 20 mins, which in the right hands is not a bad thing either. The character of this place changes with the day of the week and time of the day. You can't go wrong ever, but Sat night is different.