Just say "no."

I don't go to clubs hoping the girls put their clothes back on. But this club got the rule about "one ugly girl" backwards. Here there was only one semi attractive girl, out of 9 that I counted, and she was only about a 6-7 on my scale. Everybody else was a 3 or below or at least an 8 on the harpoon scale. It's not like their was anything else redeeming about the club either. It's set in a shabby strip mall and had the gall to charge me a $10 cover. I guess my beer was only $3.50, but I'd have needed to be passed out to take any of the girls to the back. I think they all out weighed me.

I was gone in less than a half hour. I suggest you don't waste that much time.