Best value in the area, but still meh

If you're in the Harrisburg area and absolutely need to go to a club, go here. Be warned though, you're not going to get any mileage or even (as far as I've seen) hints of take out.

The layout is simple. It's a box with a stage in the corner and little open faced booths on the sides, and a few tables and chairs littered around. Dancers will come sit with you and chat without too much pressure. They dance for 3 song sets, usually getting fully nude by the last one. As such, no alcohol is served or allowed. Quality of girls varies, but every now and then you'll see a 7 or 8. Good racial and body type mix, though generally it seems to favor white spinner types.

Lap dances are strictly hands-off, and you'll get called on it by dancers. There's no published rate, but it seems like every time I've handed them a 20, I get 2 dances. Like I said before, no roaming around and no offers of OTC. One girl on my last visit even started talking about her boyfriend, which took me way out of it.