Men's Club of Houston

I went on a Tuesday night at about 930pm. Parking was free in a large lot surrounded by a wall, felt kind of like a compound, but in a good way. There was valet available as well.

Cover was $15. There were waitresses waiting just inside the door to escort you to an open table. I didn't get too much chance to explore, but it looked like 1 main large room, but there was certainly a VIP section and perhaps another room off to the side, which was much more raucous than the main room. There was a main stage right in the middle and 1 side stage a bit oddly placed right in the walkway from the entrance area to the main room. The bar was towards the back of the room. The music seemed to be mainly classic rock, with some R&B mixed in. The secondary stage wasn't used too much, and the dancers didn't do much dancing on the main stage either. They mostly just stood next to the pole and wiggled a little bit for a song, then took off their top and wiggled some more. There also wasn't much service given for stage dances, they kind of just crawled over and immediately asked for money in their thong/garter, minimal boobs or ass in the face.

The women ranged about 7-9's. didn't see any 10's, but there weren't any uggos. Lots of super skinny eastern european chicks with fake boobs, maybe an asian and a black, not too many curvy girls either. A handful of girl next door types. A few with various degrees of tatoos. I didn't stay too long so I didn't get to talk to too many dancers which may have been a good thing because this place is more expensive than I'm used to. The one dancer i talked with was pushing the VIP/champagne room HARD, wanting like 175 for a bottle with like 200+ on top for the room. She was also charging 3 dances for 100$. Is one dance for $20 really so much to ask for? I somewhat haggled her down to 2 dances for $60. Lap dance was good though, the lap dance area is off to the right side in a corner for some degree of privacy but you can easily see whats going on from the main room. Decent amount of hands allowed, but I didn't push the boundaries.