Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

The best! I'm so glad I...

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tuscl12345
Feb 1, 2006, 8:36 PM
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The best! I'm so glad I live close enough to enjoy this place occassionally. There is no place with mileage like this, with volume and variety of girls like this, and a totally cool atmosphere with no hassles like this. It's just fantastic. No goons staring at you, no expensive drinks, just gals who want to please.

Why is it so great? Hot girls who ALWAYS deliver. But I love it for the Privacy. Dances are behind a closed door in a small but comfortable ROOM! Not a chair against a wall with sixteen guys watching. Not a curtain that you can see through. A room, for crying out loud!

And girls who know why you're here. If you want mileage, you got mileage. All you have to do is wait for the girls to come around and shake your, er, hand. Or whatever. You'll know what to expect and they don't mislead you. I don't complain about the dollar parade. That's some of the fun of it. It's a quick, easy, cheap way to sample lots of different girls, and it's fun. You could do thirty dollar dances, or ten girls with the full three dollar visit, for the price of one lap dance. So what's to complain about??? It's girls in your face and on your lap, for a buck. This is a problem???

Of course, the Brazilians do it best. And there are some great Brazilians there. Almost no Eastern Europeans here. Guys, learn how to tell the difference; it's not difficult. The American girls generally don't approach things with the gusto of the Brazilians. And the management here doesn't get in the way of having a good time. It's BYOB, so you don't get ripped off on liquor. There's no cover in the afternoon. And no one is leering at you while you're getting a dance. Yes, there's a camera. But it doesn't bother the girls, so it doesn't bother me. Having just been soaked at Scores out of town, where they're not happy til you're broke, I appreciate the old reliable even more.

Yeah, there are some low quality girls in the mix. Occasionally, so who are downright scary and who will deflate anything you had going. Just move on, boys. Recently, I just told one of them I was waiting for a dancer to come off stage (which I was) and she moved on.

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