Why does this place even exist?

Years ago, Grand Rapids passed among the most draconian strip club laws in the country. It drove most of what was left of the industry out of business. Apparently, Sensations has remained, though most people don't realize it, because it looks closed and is so devoid of any obvious draw that even those badly desiring a strip club won't visit after experiencing it once.

Absolutely no nudity and less physical contact then you'd experience at a Hooters. I know you can purchase dances, but given what an obviously low mileage club this is, I can't see why you'd bother. The club when I went had three dancers working, which seems par for the course. If even one gives attention to somebody other than one of the handful of regular barflies with whom they sit and smoke, it is an absolute rarity. I had an hour kill, but left after 20 minutes, which I've never felt the inclination to do at any other strip club I've patronized.

Not that Lansing has any spectacular clubs, but at least there you can experience nudity and physical contact. Better to make the hour drive and visit literally any club in that city than patronize this sham of a club,