Thank God for delayed flights............

So, if you have read my previous review(s) of Bandaids, you know that almost a year back, I had an epiphany to stop there. I was picking up my brother at the airport and had some time to kill, stopped in, saw my favorite dancer in all of Phoenix (Kaya...didn't even know she worked here at the time) working, and had a good time. Fast forward to last night........

I was at Chicas earlier in the evening to kill some time before I had to pick up my mom at the airport. I left Chicas a bit early in order to head down to Lou Malnatis to grab a pizza (Chicago thin crust, sausage and onion...not bad...not bad) before heading to the airport. On my way down to Lou's, my mom called me and let me know that her flight was delayed, and that she was just leaving Los Angeles. A bit of a bummer, but it gave me an extra hour and a half to find something to do. I don't drink alcohol anymore, so a bar was out of the question. I only brought $140.00 with me for the night, and dropped about $100.00 at Chicas. After the pizza, I had about $24.00 left in my wallet. Figured, that I would hit Bandaids. Cover is $6.00, water is $4.50, I would have about $13.00 to throw a couple of ones if need be.

I like how Bandaids is super chill and you can just hang at the bar and watch Sportscenter if need be. The place was pretty dead. There were only 3 guys in the back room with the main stage, and a bunch of local guys hanging out in the far right corner of the bar near the entrance to the dressing room. I sipped my water, and chilled for awhile. I saw a few girls that looked ok (There were a lot of AA dancers tonight...majority). I am more into Latina chicks, so I was waiting for someone to get up on the bar stage so that I could throw some singles. Lo and behold, the DJ announces this, "Kaya up next on the bar stage!". What? Could it be? No fucking way! She comes out of the dressing room, and I start to smile. I will describe her again for those who have not read my previous reviews. Face like Jessica Alba, ass like Kim Kardashian. Smallish tits, but whatever (I am a tit man, but with her, it doesn't matter if they are smaller....her ass is INCREDIBLE!). I was sitting in a stool right next to the first bar stage and she got up there. She smiled and we started making little small talk. It had been almost a year (Last September, I think) since I had seen her. Still as beautiful as ever, still has that banging ass! I threw about $5.00 into her outfit and she lowered down so I could rub and feel that ass! It's fucking amazing! If you took Rosies tits from Chicas, and Kayas face and ass from here, you would have the perfect fucking woman IMO! Anyways....I followed her to the 2nd stage below the DJ and gave her another $3.00 and felt up that ass again. Finally, followed her to the back stage, gave her my remaining couple of bucks and then went back to my seat. She came by when she was done, gave me a big hug and said, "Thank you!". I was tapped out and had no money left. Moral of the story........if you are going out to the club, ALWAYS bring extra money lol. What I wouldn't have done to have an extra couple of Andrew Jacksons tonight. I missed out on dances, but found out her work schedule for the most part and will hopefully be back to see her again. I left and made my way down to Sky Harbor. I need to start picking more family members up at the airport. I am 2 for 2 on seeing my favorite in that scenario ;-).