Never Again

I was driving through the area and decided it was about time I check out this club, now that its under the same management as Club Bristol (which is one of my favorite WI clubs). I stopped in around 4pm on a Tuesday and the place was deserted. It took the bartender a solid 10 minutes to appear from wherever she was and there was 1, yes just 1, girl working the shift. She must have been in her late forties, speared makeup, horrible body, and never once stopped talking about her life which was the typical "I need money, my baby daddy this, my kids need that..." There was no way in hell I was going to pay this woman to get naked so I had two drinks and left. Unfortunately I hear from my buddies that the quality of dancers isn't much better even on a busy weekend night.