Cowboy Up!

Duces Wild feels like a cowboy bar out of an 80s film. There's the two regulars: old guys who just sit at the bar, sippin' their drinks, and not even looking at the dancers. The girls will come up and give them a little kiss when their finished, but that's it. I asked the bartender what she liked to serve, and it was basically just a Rum Coke.

The jukebox plays country songs, and that's what the girls dance to. No DJ. We went in a Saturday night, and there were still only two dancers, and they just rotated on and off the stage. There were a few pool tables, and that made it fun. While we were there, another couple of guys came in, and one of them took a picture of the dancer with his phone. That caused a little ruckus. It also happened to be the only piece of interesting action the entire evening.

It was chill, but this is another place I would think of as a bar first, and a strip club second. There's not even a pole on the stage.