well, this club sucks

This place sucks monkey balls. I love strip clubs with thick black dancers, rap music, and cheap lap dances, so I gave this place a visit despite the reviews. The reviews were right, the Foxxy Lady Lounge Miami club isn't worth it. The place looks EXACTLY like the pictures on its website. On a Wednesday afternoon around 6pm, there was no cover charge and free (limited) parking. I walked in and saw about three girls who were dressed like they would be strippers, but they were just standing around and one was shooting pool. The bartender girl didn't return to the bar for about 15 minutes after I arrived. None of the girls danced on the stage. A group of guys shot pool in the back, a few other guys just sat in the chairs. One customer who looked just as new and out of place as I did sat in a chair waiting for entertainment, just as I did, not even buying a drink, same as me. He soon left, as did I. I stayed about 20 minutes, which was 20 wasted minutes of my life. At least the numerous TVs around showed something entertaining, that was the only thing worth seeing at this club.