Pleasures Gentlemen’s Club
3401 W T C Jester Blvd Houston, TX 77018

I hadn't been to this...

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Jimboy267
Jul 26, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday After Midnight

I hadn't been to this place for probably eight or nine years. And this visit reminded me of why I don't go there. There were about five dancers there, none of them were better than a five. I went in, grabbed a beer, and sat and watched 2-3 dancers dance on stage at the same time. Then there was one dancer that came up and thought she was the mother hen, to offer pointers to the other ladies who were honing their skills. She was a big Amazonian woman, and I never got to see if she knew what she was talking about, but she sure thought she did.None of the others knew what they were doing. Finally one of them came over to talk. I asked her about a dance and she agreed. She didn't even take her top off, I asked her why, and she said she thought she might get in trouble so she better leave it on. I've seen more cleavage from the church secretary. This was a complete bust and waste of time. She said she had been dancing all of two days. But that it was harder than it looked. I said, not really, you just need to show your tits and that people don't go there to get dance moved. Another dancer came up to me. She was a veteran. She had been there for 4 days. In the meanwhile mother hen dancer went over to check with the two day dancer there was still sitting in the booth. I'm not quite sure what she was doing. But she certainly did not know what was expected in a strip club. It is supposedly non-smoking, but there are people there definitely smoking, and when you leave, you will smell like smoke. I got no mileage out of the dances, most dancers didn't seem interested in working, None were good-looking. This place used to be a good spot to go to have some fun. Those days are certainly over. This place sucks. I think you would have a better chance getting action at a McDonald's.

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