Well, that was awkward

Stopped by to check this seedy looking spot out. Located on an industrial strip by two other adult buildings, Venus and Charlie's. The parking lot is convenient, but the whole area is rundown. No cover during the day, which was nice, but $6.50 for a Miller Lite was outrageous. $30 to go in the VIP, a single room, small couch, mirrored walls and a porthole in the door. Partway through the song, the door flies open, and a dude says, "Oops, sorry!" Thirty seconds later, there's a knock on the door. My dancer gets up and pokes her head out - "Just a minute, okay?" Thirty seconds after that, another knock, followed almost immediately by a different dancer barging in and saying, "Can you just reach and get a hat by the side of the couch? It should be right there." My dancer replies, "Can you just wait a sec? We're almost done." Finished the dance. "Want another?" Um, no. Walk out and the dude who apparently left his hat is seated right by the door. "Sorry, my man." Uh, no problem? And also time for me to leave. Sayonara, Purple Orchid.