This review is from a week...

This review is from a week ago. I arrived around 4:00pm, the club is in a residential area and looks like a church. When I went in there was no doorman present to scan my license as usual, he was out helping cleanup after the topless carwash that just ended. Since it was a sunny day when I walked into the dark club I couldn't see a thing except the bar straight ahead. I sat at the bar waiting to order a drink and letting my eyes adjust. I looked around and noticed about 8 dancers and maybe 5 guys in the club. After 5 minutes of waiting for the bartender I moved to a table near the stage. As soon as I sat down a cute blond comes over and asked to set, I said ok and as soon as she sits the waitress comes over and I order a drink and ask her if she wants one. She orders a glass of wine and we start talking. It becomes obvious to me she is drunk and she tells me she worked the carwash and because of the hot day she drank too much. We talk for about 20 minutes and she starts to get a little free with her hands and says we can have some fun in the vip. I know this is not that kind of club but I decide to give it a try. The dances are done in the basement area and as we go down the stairs and because she is drunk she almost falls flat on her face. There is a bounce on duty who collects the fee. I decide to go for the $125 topless 15 minute option and she leads me to the far room and strips naked. She I allows me to touch anywhere but no penetration and soon she reaches into the leg of my shorts and grabs my junk. Because she is drunk the whole dance is a little awkward as she starts to fall of me constantly and has to keep catching her balance. The bouncer comes by a few times and looks in but doesn't say anything. As soon as the dance is over I get up and leave.