If you decide to come, make sure you get her sooner than I did

After a late night gambling, I wasn't in the mood for bed yet. Having had my fill of cab drivers this trip, I remembered overhearing that this was the only club on the strip, so I decided to walk down. But contrary to what I was told, I should not have walked. It was very very long way away from the Wynn.

I got to the club at 4:00. Cover was either $40 or $50 and came with two drink tickets. The guys at the door and the cashier were extremely polite and welcoming.

But upon entering the club, a very old and unattractive dancer immediately attacked me for a dance. I politely declined thinking that there would be more dancers my taste inside. I was wrong.