his is weird, but here it...

his is weird, but here it goes. So I stopped by this place around 12:30 am after striking out at the BallPig Tavern. There were about 5 cars parked outside and could here music inside yet, the door was closed. (WTF). Nonetheless, there was this brunette standing outside who looked like a striper waiting for a ride. She had on white shorts and a white top, and it was clear that she was enormously endowed up top. I asked her if she danced at the club, and she said she doesn't, but was waiting for a friend to come pick her up.

Sensing an opportunity, I moved in for the kill by proposing we go to the far end of the parking lot by the fence and work something out. She offered me her number, which I took, and then jumped in my car. We went to the spot and for $0.4, open mike renditions of billy and frank were performed, with an impressive Chris I Paul closing act. Took pictures and then we parted ways. Will give her a call when I'm in the area.