Palms Gentlemens Club
Closed
2540 N Palm Dr Signal Hill, CA 90755

Not too bad to gather a few drinks and scope out the girls

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Flux
Jul 15, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

Went there around 4pm and avoided cover charge. Very nice look to the place. Clean and 2 stages although only 1 in use. Most of the girls will give you the typical "what's your name...wanna dance?" Say not now and she leaves. Well, that's what a strip club is about, making money. Talked to a black chick for a while and tipped her for her time. Did dances with a Puerto Rican little chick. I was at the bar and a girl came over and I turned her down. The guy next to me said that was a good move. He knows these girls it seems. I asked who to dance with and he points out the Puerto Rican and I do about 3 dances with her. Just $10 a dance. The guy knew what he was talking about. Touching everywhere right from the start. She had a nice firm set of naturals that she kept putting the hard nappies in my mouth. The pu.sy was in play the whole time, fingers in and out, and she played with the rod too. I asked her if she did private out of the club and she said no. I told her to make an exception but no luck. There doesn't seem to be any real babysitters checking up on the dances. I did go back to the black chick and she talked me into dances. Totally lame. She would keep stopping and just sit there because she was shitfaced. I drank one of everything I bought her but she couldn't handle it I guess. Or she did something else in the back. We did 3 dances and she said it was 7. WTF? I actually brought her over to the DJ who was supposed to be counting and he said he doesn't really count $10 dances, but said we weren't there too long. She just kept repeating it was 7. This girl knew it wasn't 7. I used to count aloud "that's one...that's two...that's three" to avoid the ripoff but didn't this time. Trusted her and just wanted to kick back. I broke my own rule "Never trust a stripper". She wound up not collecting anything for the sucky dances in the end, she was too drunk to remember. Well, with all the tips I gave her at the table I paid for those lame dances. I don't try to get out of paying but when you get a discount in a strip club, you take it. It will never make up for the ripoffs anyway.

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