The Horns
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262-264 Old Street Shoreditch EC1V 9DD United Kingdom

An americans view of the Horns

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ruggerenso
Jul 12, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday After Midnight

Upon seeing all the good reviews I decided to stop by this place on my last trip to London. It was a Tuesday night and I showed up right about midnight (they close at 1 on weeknights - my mistake). First off, all of the girls there were incredibly hot. For a Tuesday night it was really unbelievable. I showed up, grabbed a beer, and sat by the bar. This is a "pound in the pint" type of place, which means that before every girl takes the stage, she walks around with a mug and you drop a pound in - this is mandatory. Or at the very least you should feel compelled to do so, because there's no tipping girls on the stage. There is one small stage near the front of the place, and it's surrounded by mirrors so you get a great view as the girls strip to fully nude. Lap dances at 15 for a short while and 20 for slightly longer, but they make zero contact with you (maybe a few light touches to your limbs but that's about the extent of it). If you're ok with that it's totally worth seeing the caliber of girls they have, but a bit unsatisfying because they don't get very close to you.

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An americans view of the Horns