Cabaret
Closed
476 Market St, Kingston, PA 18704, USA*

If it hadn't been for the 3 hot college chicks..........

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redwingsman
Jul 12, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday After Midnight

Stopped by on Sunday night late. Had already been to Teasers and the only other place open on a Sunday was Cabaret. So I went here to check it another Scranton club. What a bad choice. The place is a dump. There were 20-25 patrons and 5-6 dancers. One drug dealer playing pool got pissed because I looked at him. Had his buddy come over and ask if I was okay. I didn't even know I had done something wrong. When I said, "yeah", he said "quit staring at my man, you're making him nervous". What a douche. All the guys in there (except the grandpas) would scare the crap out of you if you met them in a dark alley. Enough about the patrons. The dancers were downright scary too. Maybe I just went on a bad night, but they were all oddly shaped and just plain not good looking.

So this doesn't sound like the entire night was awful, let me tell about the best part of my evening (at either club). There were 3 hot college-age girls at the bar that were a little tipsy. They asked the bartender if they could get on stage. She let them dance to 2 songs. None of them even came close to taking their clothes off but it didn't matter. They were smiling, writhing, and having a great time. Almost every guy in the place went up and tipped them. After some more drinks and another round of the club dancers, they went up for 3 more songs. I nearly came in my pants it was so much fun.

1 more good thing about the club - the bartender was hot, hot, hot. She could have made a killing by getting on stage.

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