I had been in a couple...

I had been in a couple of clubs in the City of Industry about 10 years ago and had received the highest-mileage lap dances I've ever had anywhere, so I decided to try again when I was in LA for the day. This club (Spearmont Rhino) had the highest overall TUSCL rating, so that's where I went.

The cover was $15, which is OK. I went in and sat at the stage. I couldn't see too well - it was dark like most clubs. But it seemed to be clean, comfortable, and reasonably maintained. There was a kind of sleigh-shaped couch in the middle of the stage, which I guess was used as a prop by some dancers. There was a pretty dancer (probably a 7 or 8) who was apparently in the middle of a three-song set. She didn't take anything off until the beginning of the third song. For the last 20 seconds of the last song, she lowered her G-string while lying on the stage with her knees bent in a position that prevented the audience from seeing what they wanted to see. That's what qualifies the place as a "nude" club, I guess.

The empty-stage time between dancers as at least as long as the dances themselves. And since the dancers apparently spend most of their time "fully" clothed - or at least with the strategic spots covered - there isn't much to see here.