Needed a Bandaid on It

I arrived just after 1 pm, as I wanted the off for lunch group to be finished. Parking was available next to building and I counted only 6 other cars in the lot. Entered club and was met by guy who wanted to see my drivers license ???? (Strange). I told him left it in my car and asked why he needed it. Said just to verify my age (I am well over 40 and look it). Asked if I needed to get it, but he just did a quick pat down and let me enter. Won't bore with club detail as it is what it is.......a dive!!! Saw only 5 other guys and 8 girls. 2 white-4 latin- 4 AA. Sat at bar to let eyes adjust and observe talent. Talent was 5 to 6 at best as this appeared to be the time for spinners (I like a little something to hold on to). Was approached by latin named Esmerelda. Short b cup with nice grind potential. She asked if she could join me and suggested moving to a table. We moved and she sat in chair on other side of table. Talk for a couple of songs, then asked if I was getting dances. I figured why not, so she led me to back wall and stood (Seemed strange) to wait for next song to start. Song started and she backed onto my lap. Very good grind contact, moved my hands to good places, then BOOM! She leaned back and the smell made jr go into hiding. Combination of smoke, sweat and a garlic type smell engulfed me. I pushed her up, so she took that as me wanting CG. As she straddled me, all I could do was hold her back be putting my hands at her stomach just below her breasts. That is when door guy appears and says hands down (I didn't even have a part of her tit). She then leans in and whispers "screw him", wait til he leaves. She then slides down and runs hand up shorts to shake hands with jr. Song ends, I pay her $10, and tell her I have to hit restroom. I sell awful now. It is stuck to me and my clothes. I decide I smell too bad to stay and try another dance, so head out toward door. She is waiting for me, grabs my arm, and asks where I am heading because she would like to make it up to me in VIP. I tell her I got an emergency call (No lie.....Jr was saying get home and wash me). She then says please wait a second, goes to bar, and returns to hand me a note with her number and $100 written on it. Whispers that I can call anytime and she will meet me where ever. I leave and luckily still have my suitcase in car from trip on Tuesday. I change shirt and shorts, but still head home as smell is in my hair and on body. Problem is this.......until the smell, she had ITC and OTC potential. Will go back next week, but will make every effort to do a smell test first.