A Gentleman's Compromise

So a friend and I were in Las Vegas from California from 7/1 through 7/3 and of course we partied it up. We won big at blackjack and at dollar slots all three days and all the time, my friend was talking about getting a hooker (or two) but being the law abiding citizen that I am, I could not go along with that plan. I gave him a compromise and said we should go to a strip club. It was about 3:00PM on a Sunday and there weren't many choices, so we turned to Tuscl for advice and we saw that Crazy Horse III was open 24/7. I initially was hesitant about going to a club that was open 24/7, but it was the closest choice as we were at the Luxor. When we arrived, there seemed to be nobody there; the only cars outside were the limos that were removed from their garage for service and cleaning. We opened the door and entered and were greeted by a bouncer and a cute blonde woman working the register. We paid our $20 cover and proceeded inside. They have three private floor dance areas and once stage I could see. They have plenty of comfortable chairs around the stage and some with tables for what I presume are the high rollers. There's a long bar across the room from the entrance that serves beer and hard alcohol and while we were there, they had a 5 beers in a bucket for $25 or something like that. Definitely one of the nicer ones I've been to.

When we took a seat near the stairs to the stage, there were only three dancers on shift, all were pretty attractive, though the two who weren't engaged with another patron came to sit with us. After sitting with us for about 20 minutes, another dancer came out and they started the stage rotation. I tipped the first two to come on stage and declined the VIP and then the third woman went on, a beautiful Puerto Rican woman and she has this trick where she does this little handstand flip thing and her parts land at your face. Impressed, I bought her a drink and chatted her up for a few minutes then got a floor dance for $20 and while it's true YMMV, She was definitely more hands on than I've experienced in recent memory! I would recommend this place and the next time I'm in Vegas, I'll be back for sure.