You won't get laid, but you might get screwed

I was in Las Vegas last weekend and thought I would see what the local strip clubs are like.

For those that haven't been here, it is an all nude club - that means no alcohol is served. That really didn't bother me since I am not much of a drinker anyway.

The listed price for dances is $20 a song, but unfortunately the hustle is pretty heavy here - don't be surprised to hear dancers asking for $40 or more per song. in my opinion that is just ridiculous. Unlike most areas in life, negotiation of lap dance prices is not a good idea. Even if you can bargain down an asking price, more than likely you aren't going to get a good dance.