It'll do in a pinch

Oh, the showplace. Have been to this place numerous times over the last ten years. Recently I was in the area and decided to check it out. The last time I was here was almost two years ago. Anything different, you might ask? Not really. The place was empty (on a Thursday!). This is not the type of place where you want to be one of the few people sitting at the bar. The flock of girls was a mix of Brazilian and Russian. I don't think any were American. Most of them average looking. First off let me say you need to get past the funky smell in here. Cat piss? I don't know. Anyways, beer prices were about 6$. You'll have a handful of girls walk by and all but ask for a dollar after they maybe moved their hips twice on the stage. But here's the thing, you know what you're getting into at this place. You find the one diamond in the rough. There is always at least one pretty smoking girl here and you get a dance from her. It won't be much of a dance because after you get in the room with her there will almost be immediate talk of "what you want". A bj for 60 bucks (after 20 "lap dance"), tip my cap, finish my beer and I'm out the door. And that, gentlemen, is the showplace shuffle.