I deeply regret, I have no standards

I am sorry to report that I returned to this hell hole of a club.

Not worth the cover charge. Only 1 dancer on shift.

She, ( I am pretty sure she was a she) was horrendous.

Huge boltons. Dont look at her face.

The 15 or so people outside the club smoking, looked at me and chuckled as I walked in. Avoid eye contact with them. They are drunks from the dive bar next door.