Taking a break from the Steelers-Broncos...

Taking a break from the Steelers-Broncos game, I decided to take a short drive from where I was watching the game over to the HT. The Broncos weren't showing me that they were going to make it interesting so I cut out a little early. Actually, I lied. I was going to the HT even if it were tied 34-34 at half.

Arrived at around 2:00pm. I was expecting to see the parking lot full since I was sure that The Dawg House was showing the game. But nope, it was quite empty. Walked in to the club to find maybe four PL's present and three dancers on the floor. Not very good numbers. The first dancer to come and sit next to me was Lamborghini. Real nice girl but in no way does this woman represent the sleek lines of the famous Italian automaker whatsoever. She was nice to speak with but I knew that no dances were in her immediate future with me. And what's with her name? Probably one of the worst names that she could come up for herself. As far as auotmaker names, I can see Mercedes, Porsche, and even Ferrari being used. But names to avoid would be Lamborghini, Saab, and definitely Volvo.

Not a whole lot of selection as the afternoon progressed. I was close to doing one of those "fat wallet" manuevers where I would head out the door with no dance money spent. Keep in mind, not necessarily a bad thing. I then saw Barbie climb on the stage. Real pretty Mexican girl with long wavy blonde hair. Real impressive stage show too with lots of pole work and displays of felxibility. At this point, she would be the only one that I would have accepted a dance with. But as I recall, I have heard from others here that she was quite picky with whom she would ask a dance from because english wasn't her strongest suit. But after getting dressed over by the bar, she made a beeline over to me and asked if I wanted to VIP. What the hell, I am there, right? So it turns out that her english was, indeed, very limited. We did very little conversation but she went right to work even before our first song started. So ironically, there is A LOT to be said when there is little to be said. We continued on to a four-song set which included VHM and UHM. Total damage to my pocket: $220.00. Not too shabby. Then away Barbie went. Nice time back there and very hot but very mechanical to some extent.