No bargain here...it's the home of the upsell

A visit to Little Darlings has been on my "to do" list for more than 20 years (although not high on the list). I was recently in Las Vegas by myself on a Saturday night, so I put $300 in my pocket and called for the complimentary limo ride. I tipped the driver $20. After reading these reviews, I wanted to see how much value could really be had here. I was hoping for the best but expecting the worst.

Once inside, my naivete became immediately obvious. Being unaware of any gang symbolism, I didn't know that the plain white T-shirt I had on would be an issue. The bouncer at the door told me I'd have to put this lame black "Little Darlings Totally Nude" T-shirt on over my white one. Boy, did I look stupid!

I quickly became the prey of two dancers, neither of which I was attracted to. Being polite, I agreed to let them give me a tour. They took me back into the much discussed bed dance area. I was asked if I were a cop, and then I was offered 15 minutes with both of them for $300. Nope. They both disappeared like roaches when the lights come on.