Nothing to write home about

This place actually reminds me of Fantasies Nightclub, not the layout but the vibe of the establishment where it is more of a bar\restaurant with topless dancers (though the former does have nude dancers)than a strip club\gentleman's club. The place is just off I70\Exit 94 near MD Route 122. It's quaintly located i.e. it is literally on a narrow road that could do with some care in a regular and seemingly quiet neighborhood ... one minute you are passing Fred's Garage and if you blink you miss MSI. The parking lot is relatively well lit and there are literally 3 signs letting you know you've arrived, one outside near the street on paving stones and two on the building, one in a half moon on the far left and the other between 3 pillars ...just so you know you are not at Fred's Garage.. :). I got here around 7 and all I needed to do was show ID and get a pat down and I was in. As previously mentioned, there is a bar off to the left and the stage a little further inward. There is a female bartender who mixed great drinks but was such a head case! ..when she was not crying (more like wailing)about her sick ex-boyfriend, she was up on stage stripping and waking the dead night that I was there. The ladies do their rounds and get topless either by the end of song 1 or the beginning of song 2. There is supposedly something for everyone, even a midget who went on stage 3 times while I was there!! good lord. I noticed that the black women were considerably smaller than the mostly white girls almost as if they omitted the need for full figured black women... but hey this is a "white" club and Baltimore's strip is not too far away. The customers were mostly older white professionals dressed in business attire, so I suspect they hit the spot before heading home. I'm still yet to eat food in any such establishment, but quite a few groups raved about how good it is (I lie... i tried the pricey bacon.. to be told later). I got chatted up by some guy who was recommending girls I should get dances from. At first, I thought he worked there as he was permanently fixed in the dance area on the far end, but one girl said he is just a regular so he is allowed to do as he pleases. There is equal opportunity to do this as a regular as I saw this older Asian guy with his hands in this girls panties but when I was getting an annoying air dance from one of my recommended "not to be missed" girls she was told (more like barked)"get off your knees" during a 2 for 1 $20 dance special. Yes, the dances are mostly "air" with an occasional "tease grind" and you cannot touch, unless you are that guy I spoke with or the old Asian gentleman - does this not sound like Fantasies? At around 10, head case and Pam do this disturbing "you spank my ass, and I'll spank yours" show and Head case offers free bacon (which is apparently organic and from a farm not too far up the street). I tried a few pieces and not to be a party pooper, but it tasted like the same ol' waddle in mud bacon to me that I get anywhere ...don't believe the hype. Pam is either management or knows them well as she seemed to be checking on everyone at the bar area and chatting them up. Pam has got to be 50 but appears to be in good shape or Kudos to who does her work and curses to whomever does her make up. The place is clean and well take care of. The bar was wiped regularly and between shifts, the drinks are generous, but Head case will scoff at you of you order a drink she in her wise 24-25 year old mind does not think is good choice. A return visit is doubtful