Burn Clothes is a good idea.

We stopped by this place on the Wednesday before Derby weekend at around 7pm. Where to start?

Firstly, why isn't this place condemned?

I am a dancer as well as the occasional customer. I've worked in and visited some pretty nice places, all the way down to what I would have considered the skankiest of Dives. Nothing prepared me for what I saw here.

When you first walk in. the first thing you smell is mildew. I'm not kidding.

There is a tiny stage (no one was on it at first) behind the bar. The bar separates the customers from the stage. I was with a male friend, we ordered drinks because we figured we'd stay for a few moments and see if the dancers were as big train wreck as the establishment itself. And sometimes even a crappy place can surprise you. I will say customer drinks are reasonably cheap, the dancers sell "ladies drinks" for a lot more. I'm assuming that is the only way they can make money since they don't remove anything while dancing.