Home Again

Uncle Joe's is rarely the same and rarely disappoints. There are about 6 girls who dance there on a rotation, 2-3 each day. Uncle Joe hasn't been with us for about 2 years now and the girlfriend inherited the place and runs it. She doesn't put up with much from the girls, so they either do her way or they go their way. This keeps the faces fresh, not that you'll see any 19 year old college freshmen types here. These are all mostly single moms and some of their kids would be dancing more appropriately then them, but they pretty much universally have steered them away from the "family business", at least as far as they know.

This day was as busy as I've seen the place. Rain was threatening and it was Saturday afternoon. Maybe that's why. There were 6-7 guys in there and 2 dancers. During the week the bartender is an every-other -weekend dancer, but today there was a guy. He is friendly enough and does a good job. Dancing today were GiGi and Chrissy. There is a pole, but only once have I seen anybody use it. There is not really a stage. The dancers just make rounds at the bar and ask for dances. Occasionally somebody buys one of them a drink, but that is pretty rare. Eventually I was approached by GiGi, a about 5'9" platinum blonde with a nice ass, and A cup chest. She makes her own costumes and usually looks pretty hot, for a late forties mom. She is a good dancer and entertaining with her focus on the dance. She is not too aggressive about grabbing your junk, but will slide her hands over you occasionally during the dance and give you the opportunity to return the favor. Not a real high mileage dance, but not an air dance either. She really seems to enjoy her work.

She told me she used to tell her mom she was going to be a stripper when she was little and didn't even understand what it was and her mom would tell her, "No you're not!"

Chrissy came by eventually when finished with some other dances and had the lunch a regular brought her in Styrofoam. She is a bigger girl with a good pair of D's, but a little heavy in the hips and thighs. When you go to VIP with Chrissy, there is no wondering what is going on. Less than a minute into the first song she has a handful of what you bring and is rubbing it heavily. Those D's are in your face and she doesn't mind you wrapping your lips around the nipple and tonguing it. When she turns her back to you and bends over she is expecting you to put a finger in the puss. On this day the owner was in the bar, so it was a little difficult not being obvious, but not impossible. By the end of the 2nd song she was bobbing her head on it, but through the pants. Anyway, it was all good enough for the price and she reminded me to use the number she had given me last time I was there.