Returning to an old favorite, I find a hidden gem.

I thought it was time I write a review. I'm returning to the hobby after a gap of many years (much of that time spent in brothels in Europe, which can be more cost effective than strip clubs if you score a cheap air fare and spend like a solid week screwing) so my recent experience isn't that wide. Now that I'm dipping my, uh, toe in it again I've been trying some places in my immediate area, like Shakers and Satin Dolls, both of which I found to be too loud and the dances really low mileage. I'm not looking for extras. I'm just looking to be able to do a lot of touching. A woman's personality is a good 50% of her appeal for me, so I can't emphasize enough how nice it was to be in a club where I could carry on a conversation by the bar without having to lip-read before deciding on an LD. It isn't too dark, either. At Shakers I have to stand by the door both coming and going so that my eyes adjust. (I don't relish the thought of explaining to my wife how I sprained my ankle on the steps at a Go-Go Bar.) I'd probably rate the look of the dancers (in general) a point higher at Shakers than at Players, and a point lower at Satin Dolls, but at my advanced age creature comforts become a more significant part of the mix. I found a hypnotically beautiful Eastern European to dance with and she gave me all I was actually looking for, although some of you probably would have wanted more. If you're looking for a low pressure, friendly environment in the Bergen County area you could do a lot worse. If you're looking for lots of extras, go somewhere other than Northern New Jersey, IMHO. Germany is nice this time of year, but the days of bargain airfares may be over.