Mediocre

It was my first time in San Francisco, and I had a couple hours to kill before my shuttle was scheduled to pick me up from the airport. I was only a 15 minute walk from Hustler, so I thought why not check out one of SF's famous strip clubs.

Overall, I was mildly impressed by the quality of dancers for a Sunday afternoon, but that's about it. There was a very hot (but totally disengaged) blonde, a stunning and fun brunette, and several other decent looking but not extraordinary girls made their way onto the stage set.

What I found strange, however, was how tame the lapdances seemed to be. I didn't buy one (I had very little time, and didn't really want to be stuck with blue balls on a flight back to Cleveland!) but I watched the extremely hot blonde give one to a customer who seemed like a regular. They went to a couch right in front of the stage, and for $60, she gave him two air dances with occasional light one-way contact, never once taking as much as her top off. In Cleveland, at many clubs, you can get a steady grind with stick shifting and two-way touching through three dances for that price. And if you pick the right place on the right day, the girl can be just as hot as the blonde I saw phoning it in here at Hustlers. Another reason for me to stay in the midwest, I suppose...