Meh...

I followed my own advice from my last review of this place and didn't get here too early. When I am in Chicago it usually is for business so late nights at the club and early morning meetings usually don't mix. I tend to get out early. I arrived around 9 and that was just about the right time. The place was dead and didn't have anyone on stage. Ten minutes after I arrived the crowd started to filter in and the dancers hit the stage. Unfortunately, it seemed that we never hit critical mass with the number of dancers vs the number of patrons. The customers streamed in faster than the dancers could show up. Three of the first to arrive were scooped up by a table of suits and they never left them all night. Between regulars scooping up their favorites and the rest of us angling for the rest it was not a good night to visit the back. I enjoyed the stage shows, tipped a few of the better ones, had a couple of beers and headed out. It was an enjoyable night but I was looking to find a few cuties in my lap before the night was over. Never even got the chance. Even telling them I would like to see them while tipping didn't work because they had regulars in the house and made beelines for them right off the stage. Better luck next time I guess!