Terrible place for my buddies first "all nude" club visit

I was hanging out at Bucks Cab with a couple buddies enjoying ourselves when when it came to my attention that one of my buddies had never been to an all nude club. He thought I was full of shit when I told him we could bring our own booze in. I haven't been in Dallas long and the only nude clubs I've been to are Pandoras & the clubhouse so I said lets try out this Bucks Wild.

Outside it doesn't look like much, inside was decent. The club wasn't that busy & I didn't see that many ladies but they tell me there were more around. I tell my buddy to get ready because he's about to see some sexy fully nude ladies but we didn't see one single all nude lady. Not one lady took off her panties on stage. I went up and tipped the first lady I saw on stage and she didn't even show me her vagina. WTF

About the third lady I'm a little confused and I said to the waitress " I thought this was an all nude club" to which she says it is but then tells me why it's ok for the ladies to stay dressed. She wasn't the only one, that place is trying to brainwash guys into thinking it's ok for an all nude club to be topless. By the fourth lady we were gone and we headed to the clubhouse where we had a blast.